Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Muffin Queen

by Dan Ryan


Mary of the prairie, she of the pedestrian and mid westrian alignment
easterly of the west, westerly of the east
an imaginal and illusional Scandahoovian Snoose Junction
misplaced and displaced from its original origins
over run with and by delusional
charismatic Catholics and evangelical Lutherans
wholey assholey assholes each fucking the other while
jihading for unholy control and domination of
misappropriated lands belonging to neither
white born - born again worshippers of death and
that which isn’t
sons and daughters and daughters and sons of
former invaders and eternal occupiers

All of which has not much of anything to do with
Mary of the prairie, poetic poet of pomes and
the Muffin Queen to boot
she who escaped the crushing gravity of
the religiousical lunacy afore mentioned
long ago but not soon enough or far enough it seems
the wholey assholey fuckers of young boys asses
finding her whereabouts out and
shoving their cum filled to the brim tithing bowl
in her direction with utterly astounding arrogant expectation 
her willing ascent and devotional compliance to
their current unholy pogrom a foregone conclusion
well and but rightly wrong they were
those wholey assholey fuckers of young boys asses
this mid westrian pedestrian Muffin Queen
this Mary of the prairie
wanted and wants nothing to do with her former tormentors
“Fuck those fucking bigots and wholey assholey fuckers of young boys asses.”
said she in a letter to her former and despised diocese
Ms Mary of the prairie and noted Muffin Queen is not afraid
to speak her mind.




2 comments:

Oscar Sparrow said...

I think Mary of the Prairie should become the new head of the Church of England. You know, there are some sweet turns of phrase here and some sufficiently savage insights. Somehow today I am going to work some "wholey assholey fuckers" into my converstaion or I might wait until church on Sunday. This pome either hits spots or spots hits. I like it.

Jefferson Hansen said...

Hey Oscar-Wait until church on Sunday. It will have more visceral impact.

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