Bill Yarrow's THE LICE OF CHRIST

by Jefferson Hansen

Bill Yarrow's slightly blasphemous The Lice of Christ puns on the goal of all the Christian gospels, which is to present the life of Christ. But it also comes from a quotation by Adolphus of Smyrna, "I call Poet he who picks the lice off Christ." Somehow, that quotation, however startling, seems less blasphemous. And the tension between blasphemy and reverence appears and reappears throughout this book. But it's not, for me, what the book is about. It's about poetic form.

Yarrow divides it into three sections. In the first he writes poems that rely on quick and surprising juxtaposition and are held together by a seemingly innocuous detail—in the following case, food:

     Janet and I
     had the tilapia
     fish tacos and
     talked about God

     God ordered the veal
     cutlet and was rebuked
     by the vegetarian Politburo

     The beer had a divine odor which
     attracted the wasps of mortuary remorse

The first two stanzas of this poem, "Theorizing Salsa," begin by positing someone or someones eating a specific, but also seemingly random piece of food. They both then move to a surprisingly disconnected final word, in one case "God" and the other "Politburo." The third stanza connects beer to remorse. We are left wondering about the connection between God and tacos, Politburo and the act of rebuking, and beer and "mortuary remorse." But that's not what is most essentially happening here, I think. Yarrow has set up three stanza that rely on a seemingly random, but somehow fitting, final word or two.

This poem says nothing about life. Instead, it enacts randomness. Its form stuns and surprises, three times, and strikes out in a fine way.

In the second section Yarrow precedes each line with a bullet point. These poems tend to be longer than those in the first section, and they do say things. In fact, they read like a string of related aphorisms:

     •   God is man squared. That is to say, God is man raised to a higher power.

     •   Man is the root, the square root, of God.

     •   We believe in the ideal (truth, wisdom, justice, honor, integrity, selflessness, sacrifice,  
          compassion, goodness) and God is the name we give to that ideal.

     •   What else is God but a heuristic for what we want to do with our lives?

Later in the same poem, Yarrow addresses jealousy, but then returns to his concern with God:

     •   Jealousy is a cocktail made of equal parts insecurity and possession.

     •   Before we can be jealous, we must make our mate our thing.

     •   Our God is a jealous God. What an unfortunate idea.

These poems work by stringing together aphorisms through the repetition of certain words or ideas. They spin around several axes—in this case God, Agnosticism, Jealousy, Vengeance, Prayer, Religion in general, the Devil, Genetics, even Vegetables. One axis sticks around for the whole poem: God. The others appear for a section, then disappear. It is as if the word "God" has a series of dance partners, until the very end—when he drops out, and the axis becomes the Devil.

Here again, the poem is about the form. We are left, yes, to ponder Yarrow's statements about God. But it seems to me the poem is more about the act of juxtaposition, the way statements, words, and ideas can be strung together, like popcorn dyed multiple colors and strung up, and the string is God.

In the third section, Yarrow usually tells stories. But these stories have a way of turning on themselves, in becoming not-stories. Most telling is "This Is Not a Poem," which concerns the story of a preacher's dog tracking motor oil in a hotel lobby and the journalist who was going to win the Pulitzer for reporting on it. In the end, however, we learn that none of this did, or can happen. "No preacher. No dog. No town. ... No [reporter]. Just the viral thought of him."

These knot-stories almost always contained a note of absurdity. Again, they are about the form. The form of narrative. What we choose and choose not to tell. How any narrative, even a true one, runs into and rubs up against a type of fiction.

It doesn't matter, so much, what Yarrow says, even when he is blaspheming. It matters what he does.

The Interrogatory

by Marc Vincenz


Failure to meet tight deadlines—

a nagging, or perhaps an itch to fight back

against the morass, your tender

gardening pleasures, the Zen

of green thumb, the nurturing of integers,

where a plus didn’t mean more than this

and a negative was just another tax haven

until—as had frequently been divined,

cross-legged in rapt meditation, staring

into the Mists of Lake Hangzhou

a hesitation arrived, something

did not multiply. Lucky for you

the world was no solid ball, but a spongy

mass that gave way and bounced back.

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Marc Vincenz is a regular contributor to this blog. He appeared in AlteredScale.com issue 2, and he edits MadHat.

See his entry at Poets & Writers.

The Smell of an Elevator

by Marc Vincenz



I’ve never known an elevator
to stink so much of garlic.


It must be Mister Huang
who’s always farting


on the way to work.
Perhaps I should have a chat


with his good wife;
though, they say


she’s a good cook
and you know


how good cooks are
about taking advice.

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Marc Vincenz is a regular contributor to this blog. He appeared in AlteredScale.com issue 2, and he edits MadHat.

See his entry at Poets & Writers.

MadHat presents:

The Carol Novack

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Tribute Party

• Readings by the spirits of Carol Novack, Andrei Codrescu, Cornelius Eady, CA Conrad, Philip Nikolayev, Katia Kapovich, Lee Ann Brown, Marc Vincenz, Susan Lewis, Larissa Shmailo, Brendan Lorber, Gretchen Primack, Sarah Sarai, Patricia Carragon, Tom Bradley, Hugh Fox, and a heavenly host
• Music of the spheres by Dewanatron  (The Social Network)
• Launch and ascension of Hugh Fox’s Primate Fox and Carol Novack and Tom Bradley’s Felicia’s Nose
• Art by MadHat's Artistic Souls
• Angelic Ale and Wine

And much, much more!

Costumes encouraged.

December 8, 7:00 p.m. until late.

A Gathering of the Tribes

New York City, NY

285 E. 3^rd Street (between C&D)

Contact: Larissa Shmailo

212-712-9865 /Larissa_Shmailo@yahoo.com

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Larissa Shmailo appears in AlteredScale.com 1 and AlteredScale.com 2.

Marc Vincenz appears in AlteredScale.com 2.

Marc Vincenz Reading "Snakebite"

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Marc Vincenz edits Madhatters' Review and poems by him appear in AlteredScale.com 2.